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earthling 11392XZ12 Professor and Head Department of pitiful earthling mathematics 101 Harding Hall Brookings, S.D. 57007 605-688-6196 (office) 605-688-6814 (fax) kurt_cogswell@sdstate.edu Fall 2008 Schedule SDSU Math/Stats Department SDSU Home Page Publications South Dakota Jazz Orchestra Hipbones General Idiocy

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MATH 321 Differential Equations

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MATH 726 Real Variables I

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